vintagefoods:

autumn. by hannah ingelsten on Flickr.
the sky looked nice yesterday
I looked tough as hell when I was like, 5
rnortal:

whenever you’re sad, go to japan on google maps.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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deadtoortles:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ ALL NIGHT

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slydigged:

do you see this boy? he ate ONE weed and look what happened. do you want to end up like him? let this be your warning.